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James Bond and the Struggle with Common Sense
Countless times, James Bond had guided my thoughts and taught me lessons I would never forget. However, I take pride in the fact that, on one occasion, I managed to help him out of a rather intricate situation. I happened upon James standing in the middle of a busy road, completely oblivious to the torrent…
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To find a needle in a haystack
Upon entering the room, I was startled to find James Bond on all fours, frantically crawling on the floor. Fear gripped me as I wondered if the building was besieged by enemies, poised to unleash a barrage of gunfire. “What’s wrong? Are we under attack?” I stammered, my voice barely audible in the tension of…
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Art of prophesy
One of the most exhilarating scenes in spy movies is the daring escape of a secret agent amidst a hailstorm of enemy gunfire. A cunning agent avoids a direct path, instead weaving through a serpentine course that makes targeting him a daunting task for his adversaries, who struggle to anticipate his next move. James interjected,…
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On the Merits of Indolence
What was never clear to me about James Bond’s personality was why he was dubbed ‘agent 007.’ I queried him once if there were at least six other super-agents comparable to him in skills, intelligence, and experience. He responded, ‘This nickname actually has another origin. My colleagues jest that I possess zero motivation, zero concentration,…
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Squeezing dimensions
I’ve always admired James Bond’s knack for wriggling out of impossible situations. I said to him: “It’s quite remarkable how smoothly you scale fences, leap from windows, and bulldoze through walls. I find myself wishing I could be a bit more like you…” James’ response, however, was less than encouraging. “You wish to experience claustrophobia?”…
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PCA reveals trends
This story takes us back to a time when James Bond was sent undercover as an MI-6 agent to a highly classified school. His mission was to observe the participants closely. Bond meticulously tracked the grades of all the students and created tables where each row represented a student, and each column represented their scores…